so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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