I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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