Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
May the power of my ass compel you!!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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