Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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