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  woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur

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• North chuck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:14pm

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• Cool story bro. Not

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:30pm

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• bwahahahahahahaha!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:14pm

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• Gee how original...I woke up (insert akward situation)....something (insert random item) is in my fridge/toilet/sink/tub....like I haven't seen 1256 "texts" just like this before, way to go captain originality.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:41am

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• You forgot the College reference.....Homo....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 19, 10 at 2:25pm

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• Lame

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:25pm

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• No you didn't. Glad TFLN can tell the difference between fake ass shit like this and actual funny stuff that happens

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:58pm

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• Spelling the word correctly might help y'all.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:17am

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• Fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:20pm

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• Ni88er

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:11am

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• Stop trying to be like the hangover. Not funny losaaa!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:10pm

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• Lame made up texts

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:50pm

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• Well this couldn't sound any more fake.

  Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 19, 10 at 2:08pm

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• non sequitur is Latin, means does not follow. English usage means random shit, I believe

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:49pm

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• To all of the people saying that this is fake and lame, please locate the nearest dictionary and educate yourselves on the definition of "non sequitur" so you can stop calling bullshit on something because you don't want to look ignorant for not understanding this text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 5:04pm

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  • Just because they threw in "non sequitur" doesn't make the text not fake...retard. So fake.

    Submitted by michaelgaryscott on Jan 19, 10 at 11:46pm

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• this sounds very familiar...

  Submitted by Dreydur on Jan 22, 10 at 2:19am

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• if you use your brain cells at all for anything other than breathing, eating, etc...you would find the humor in this.

  Submitted by kassyhaviloved on May 18, 10 at 12:29am

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• And your name is Jon and u have an orange cat.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:55pm

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• Too bad I did go look up sequitur, ands it's not even a word. WTF??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:05pm

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• Fucktard.

  Submitted by Seriously44 on Aug 18, 11 at 12:57pm

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• Lol that's awesome  doesn't sound fake to me, sounds like you had a damn good night!!! Lmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:15pm

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• I agree. Dumbass.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:17pm

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• Fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:47pm

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• 2:55-- go go Garfield?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:29pm

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• Goddamn, all of you faketards can go straight to FML.

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 9:44pm

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• Non sequitor is also used it debate...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:43pm

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