The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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