you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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