i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
