At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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