Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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