Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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