I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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