: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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