Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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