he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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