I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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