last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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