That's intense
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
