Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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