yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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