i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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