Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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