Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just google imaged poop.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize
