hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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