How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
party gras won. party gras always wins.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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