yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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