ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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