'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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