Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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