Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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