turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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