My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
