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  For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job

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• It is not, however, an acceptable excuse in bed.

  Submitted by sevensevenseven on Dec 18, 11 at 2:45pm

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• Could you get me an application?

  Submitted by Ritard on Dec 18, 11 at 2:41pm

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• His "job" is to go make a donation to the sperm clinic monday-friday

  Submitted by skoot32 on Dec 18, 11 at 3:59pm

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• Yeah when they said "don't show up" they meant ever again.

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 18, 11 at 2:01pm

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• Lol here in Canada if u work for the government if ur hungover it's legit sickness and I get paid for it lol. It's called a sick day

  Submitted by jaybear2727 on Dec 19, 11 at 2:53am

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• Same here xD

  Submitted by XxPrettyOddxX on Jan 11, 14 at 4:17am

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• .....that's what he said

  Submitted by TaterTotTibby on Dec 19, 11 at 4:18am

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