It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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