we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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