You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
