i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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