She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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