This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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