chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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