i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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