For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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