thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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