Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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