Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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