so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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