Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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