Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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