True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i dont even know how to be here
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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