whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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