Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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