Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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