Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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