yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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