My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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