Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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