You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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