I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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